1 00:01:43,179 --> 00:01:45,980 Thank you. 2 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:52,330 You're in there, Hannah. 3 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,590 As usual. 4 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:57,870 You ever worked in a place like this? 5 00:02:58,170 --> 00:02:59,710 No. What did you do before? 6 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:01,510 I was in the army. 7 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,350 Oh, yeah? 8 00:03:03,990 --> 00:03:04,990 Nick! 9 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:08,650 Which branch? 10 00:03:08,970 --> 00:03:10,110 Pirate 3, 4th Division. 11 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:12,010 Oh, I won't mention the Marines, then. 12 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:13,810 What's wrong with you and the beer? 13 00:03:14,130 --> 00:03:16,470 It was either air or a security job at the arena. 14 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:17,750 It's criminal. 15 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:19,530 Hey! 16 00:03:20,719 --> 00:03:22,380 I'm going to pick by the way to mark. 17 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,480 Max taking a piss. There's three more loads due me today. I swear I'm going to 18 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,480 do my backing. 19 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:35,460 Oh, yeah, we'll name them. 20 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:37,980 Well, 21 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,060 you're wrong. I wasn't reading them. I was just looking at the pictures. 22 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:52,020 So what? 23 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:56,240 What? How do you know? 24 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:57,780 We've been in your army. 25 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,020 What with him? 26 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,480 His diet's all wrong. 27 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:22,920 What's it to you? To me, nothing. 28 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:24,360 But you'll tell me anyway. 29 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,120 Don't try and be a brother, mate. I am, and I will. 30 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:30,580 No, you won't. My big brother's dead. 31 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,160 More like a fag, like a stranger. 32 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,360 I'll fire a second. 33 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,980 I'm sure I've just seen an old face. 34 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:12,840 Mark. 35 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Mark Talbot. 36 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,280 What? 37 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:18,840 I'm a quick word, son. 38 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,360 I'll keep you. 39 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:38,410 Little Bird told us you were back amongst the Trencherfield community. 40 00:05:39,650 --> 00:05:43,950 What we want to know is are we going to get the good mark or the bad mark? 41 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:53,329 Can't find the car. 42 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:54,309 What's her name? 43 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,710 Mark. Come on, dummy. 44 00:05:56,430 --> 00:05:57,430 It's over, though. 45 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:02,890 Always check the floor. 46 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:06,790 No car on the floor tricking. 47 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:08,650 Is she single? 48 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:10,390 Not often. 49 00:06:42,730 --> 00:06:44,650 Jeez, it's like a start of a round, isn't it? 50 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,290 You got any shoe polish? 51 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:47,770 Bottom cupboard. 52 00:06:50,370 --> 00:06:52,230 You. How boring. 53 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:53,449 Where you going? 54 00:06:53,450 --> 00:06:54,450 Town, I think. 55 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:55,529 For what? 56 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:56,710 Some lads from work. 57 00:06:57,270 --> 00:06:58,410 Listen, have we got any pledge? 58 00:06:58,970 --> 00:06:59,970 Uh -huh. 59 00:07:00,070 --> 00:07:01,070 About buckle. 60 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:09,450 I can't believe the queues are getting here. 61 00:07:09,810 --> 00:07:11,670 The place to be at the moment. Beautiful. 62 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:14,390 Where? Oh, sorry, I keep forgetting. 63 00:07:14,690 --> 00:07:15,690 How long were you in for? 64 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:17,890 Four years, give or take. 65 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:20,990 Oh, don't worry, Rambo. I'll be back out into the street in no time. 66 00:07:21,550 --> 00:07:22,590 Looking forward to it. 67 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,130 Come on, let's celebrate. 68 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:25,530 Let's celebrate what? 69 00:07:27,270 --> 00:07:28,270 Freedom. 70 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:31,570 Cheers. 71 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:44,280 I don't think so. 72 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:45,820 Stupid bitch. 73 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,500 Just a couple of knocks. 74 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,660 It's okay, Mark. 75 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:52,780 Who's the bitch? 76 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,960 Just having a clap, mate. Didn't know it was your bird. 77 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,800 Bitch is a she and she's not a bird. Leave it, Mark. 78 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,900 Yeah, leave it, Mark. 79 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:07,280 Wanker! There's toilets in here, you know. 80 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:10,399 Leave it, Mark. 81 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,140 Yeah, leave it, Mike. 82 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,320 Come on, let's go. 83 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:19,360 You two, finish your drinks and get out. 84 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:29,300 I did that for you. 85 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:30,920 That's bollocks. You did that for yourself. 86 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,039 Well, I'm sorry then. Yeah, you sound it. 87 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:36,039 Look, blokes ought to be more careful when they talk to women on their own. 88 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:37,679 frighten them. I wasn't frightened. 89 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,860 Will you just stop a minute? 90 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:46,170 Look, I'm really sorry for everything. 91 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:49,850 I was acting like a dickhead. I am a dickhead sometimes. 92 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:52,730 I'll be on my best behavior from now on, I promise. 93 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:55,090 Please. 94 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,710 Which club, then? 95 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,400 I can't believe she's chagging him. Why, just because you're not? 96 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,760 She's not back after the lad's here, is it? He's been here five minutes. Who 97 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:21,760 says he's chagged her anyway? 98 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:25,780 Yeah, let's go and have some. 99 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,340 All right? 100 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,640 All right, mate. 101 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,260 So I'll wish you then. 102 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,360 Anna, what's your line? 103 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,160 Nice girl. 104 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:45,840 So is that his mum? I mean, have you shagged him? 105 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,440 No. 106 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,580 Why not? 107 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:50,760 Not a time. 108 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,300 When have you been out with her till now? 109 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,520 Oh, make time, because obviously she's a right little girl. 110 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,380 All the extras included in the price, if you know what I mean. I've had first 111 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:58,380 -hand experience. 112 00:10:58,480 --> 00:10:59,480 Bollocks. 113 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,960 You know nothing of it, winding people up, do you? 114 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,600 So you're taking her out tonight, then? 115 00:11:04,780 --> 00:11:05,780 Can't tonight. 116 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,960 Why not? 117 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:08,680 Taking my mum to bingo. 118 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,440 Hello? Hi, it's me. 119 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:40,759 Who's me? 120 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:41,760 Me, Mark. 121 00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:42,980 I know. 122 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:44,820 Very funny. 123 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:51,200 I was just ringing to say how you doing and that I really enjoyed Friday night. 124 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,580 I did too. 125 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,520 Yeah? Oh, we'll have to do it again sometime, then. 126 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,000 How about tomorrow night? 127 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,580 Oh, I can't. I'm going out with the girls. I promised. 128 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,020 All right. 129 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:05,380 The night after? 130 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,720 Yeah, sounds good. 131 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,280 Great. 132 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:09,680 I'll think of somewhere nice, then. 133 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,380 Great. 134 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,860 Well, I'll probably see you at work tomorrow, then. 135 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:16,520 Probably. Great. 136 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,680 Night, then. 137 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:37,850 Business? Yes or no? 138 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:39,610 £20 blowjob. 139 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:41,330 Let's see it then. 140 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:46,810 No car? 141 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,390 Follow me then. 142 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:57,370 Yeah. 143 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,860 Can't play tonight. Sorry. Are you joking? 144 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,740 No, someone's come up. I've got babysit. Where am I going to find someone this 145 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:09,740 time? Try asking. 146 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,960 Ah, clever dick. 147 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,160 I'll play. 148 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,860 I've no bingo tonight. 149 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,320 Anyone expect Martin to play footy tonight? 150 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,700 Shut it, Kev. Have you got trainers? 151 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,240 In my locker. 152 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,120 Get ready, shoot! 153 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,500 I'll break your neck, you fat bastard. 154 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:26,980 Right. 155 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,040 Get off, you. 156 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:31,800 If you want me... Are you here, mate? 157 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,760 I'm just out here. Come on, mate. Am I just obliged? You're all right, mate. 158 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:36,920 Just keep walking. 159 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,880 Don't worry, I've got my eye on him. 160 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,360 You know, you're gorgeous when you get angry, you know that? 161 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,700 Come on, lads, we could beat each other. 162 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,880 Did you see the thing with Kipper? I thought he was going to cry. I was 163 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,779 it for him. 164 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,360 Do you practice being scary or what? 165 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:52,669 Not really. 166 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:55,030 Hey, and what was even better was when we shoved it straight up their arses. 167 00:15:55,610 --> 00:15:59,070 Mark, our very own Roy Keane shot an officer. How insulting, calling him a 168 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,070 -tossed. No. 169 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,630 Come in with me. 170 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,550 Mate, does anyone know a taxi number? 171 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:07,689 Where's your lift? 172 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:08,509 Virtual court. 173 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,670 It's just round the corner. Me wife's picking us up. Get a lift, if you want. 174 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,130 You sure? Yeah, it's no problem. It's on the way. Means we can get another 175 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,910 sherbet in. No, it's all right, mate. I'll get these. 176 00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:15,809 Anyone else? 177 00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:16,810 No. No? 178 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,270 Steve? No. I'm off as well, mate. 179 00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:21,450 See? Oh, dear, he's all right, isn't he? 180 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:24,900 God blames. You'd make friends with Fred West if he said he was in the army. 181 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,020 So what's your wife called? 182 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,240 Kim. 183 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,499 Does she work? 184 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,500 Believe me, I have to, mate. 185 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,900 Someone on those make -up counters, you know, in Kendall's. 186 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,540 She's a looker, then. 187 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:41,880 She's not bad. 188 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,660 Oh, she's gorgeous, actually. 189 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,920 So how long since you tied the knot? 190 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,480 Nine months. 191 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,100 Yeah, I went a bit mad, actually, so, uh... 192 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,630 My mum died last year. 193 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,110 I'm sorry, mate. 194 00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:56,830 Cheers. 195 00:16:58,270 --> 00:16:59,890 Happens, doesn't it? Just got to deal with it, haven't you? 196 00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,770 You must have seen loads of it in Bosnia. 197 00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:07,550 So how'd you hook up with Kim? 198 00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,829 Well, I've known her since primary school. 199 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:15,530 12 months ago, I was still living with my ex. Just realised I was wasting time. 200 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:19,270 Then within weeks of that finishing, mate, we came again to me old local. 201 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,849 Month after we went for it. 202 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,790 Marriage, mortgage, the old shebang. 203 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:25,810 Didn't mess around, though. It's a big job, that. 204 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,130 Tell me about it. 205 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:29,170 Kid's neck. 206 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:30,689 No chance. 207 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:31,690 Trust me. 208 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:40,070 Hiya. Can we get Michaelist? 209 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,680 We stopped them. 210 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,980 So how was your party? 211 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:04,000 She's been one of these on some of the things. Shocking, outrageous, dirty and 212 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 disgusting. 213 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:08,280 So, I've ordered loads of things for us to try out. That sounds interesting. 214 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:09,700 Like what? 215 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:12,180 Well, I'm sure Mark doesn't want to hear. 216 00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:47,970 So where are you taking me tonight, then? 217 00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:50,030 The Sealy Motel for the Passion Run. 218 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,650 I'm cheap, but I'm not that cheap. 219 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:55,730 Mark, stop staring. 220 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,230 I can't help it. 221 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,530 There's something about you today. 222 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:01,330 I could just... eat you. 223 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:02,830 Just today? 224 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:03,910 Every day, then. 225 00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:06,810 That's your shag. No, I do not. That's not. 226 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,790 What? Here? 227 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:11,370 In the stockroom behind Mac's office. 228 00:19:14,410 --> 00:19:15,410 Yeah, all right, then. 229 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,180 See you in five minutes. 230 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,340 What do you want, Mark? 231 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:01,780 About today. 232 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,280 I'm sorry. 233 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:09,340 I thought you wanted to... I got it wrong. 234 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,060 Again. 235 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,360 I got you these. 236 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,120 You just don't get it, do you? 237 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,320 Do you understand what you did? 238 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,020 Goodbye, Mark. 239 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,800 That's where the second one's at. Hannah! 240 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,620 Leave me alone, Mark! 241 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:51,900 Nice shiner. 242 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,499 How'd you get it? 243 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,500 Walked into a door. 244 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:55,620 Of course you did. 245 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,800 Filled out the accident book? 246 00:21:58,060 --> 00:21:59,060 No. Good lad. 247 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:04,700 In a complaint, Hannah Phillips says you've been harassing her. Do you know 248 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,700 anything about it? 249 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,580 We went out. 250 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,700 Well, now she doesn't want you anywhere near her. Where do you take her? I'm 251 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:11,700 raiding. 252 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,980 You affect her working. 253 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,780 You affect me. You got that? 254 00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:18,260 Yes. 255 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,740 All right, stay away from her, Mark. 256 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,960 One more complaint from her and you're out, OK? 257 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,200 Good. 258 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,560 All right, erm, dismiss the whatever they used to say to you. 259 00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:12,150 Just looking around. 260 00:23:12,170 --> 00:23:13,170 New shirt or something. 261 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:14,370 I'm getting off now. 262 00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:15,850 Do you want a lift? 263 00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:16,709 Are you sure? 264 00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:18,470 Yeah, the car's in the car park. It's round the corner. 265 00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:19,930 Do you mean not to then? 266 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:24,910 Have 267 00:23:24,910 --> 00:23:32,010 you 268 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:33,010 got a girlfriend at the moment? 269 00:23:33,850 --> 00:23:34,850 Did. 270 00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:36,230 Blew up a few weeks back. 271 00:23:36,450 --> 00:23:37,450 Oh, that's the same. 272 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:38,830 I know. 273 00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:40,450 I was really into her. 274 00:23:42,190 --> 00:23:43,350 Don't know what I do wrong sometimes. 275 00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:44,850 Well, it's her loss. 276 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:47,130 You're too kind. 277 00:23:47,430 --> 00:23:49,010 No, I'm not. You're a lovely lad. 278 00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:50,910 You're not that ugly. 279 00:23:51,410 --> 00:23:55,110 Nick's a lucky man. 280 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,710 Well, will you do me a favour, then, and tell him that? 281 00:23:59,470 --> 00:24:01,890 He walks around like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders 282 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:02,890 sometimes. 283 00:24:05,050 --> 00:24:06,830 I think he's still upset about his mum. 284 00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:09,890 Has he talked to you about that? 285 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:11,850 Kind of. 286 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:17,980 Well, his mum died over a year ago, and I know it's hard, but he's got to learn 287 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:18,980 to move on. 288 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,280 And for his sake, no one else is. 289 00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:33,660 Yeah? Is your brother in? 290 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:35,880 No. All right, mate? 291 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,040 Oh, that brother. 292 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,740 Come on, are we going on this run or what? 293 00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:03,980 little piece of shit. 294 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,540 Call this a run? 295 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:09,660 I've seen homosexual lollipop men run further than this. 296 00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:12,520 That's bollocks. 297 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:22,000 Come on, Nick. 298 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:23,740 That's it, last one. 299 00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:25,660 Come on. 300 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,160 Well done, mate. 301 00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:32,950 You'll be aching some other. 302 00:25:45,030 --> 00:25:46,030 I'll tell you what. 303 00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:48,090 Must have been something else when he got hold of these. 304 00:25:49,430 --> 00:25:50,710 But I'll just stay in my life. 305 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,520 Do you want another? 306 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,940 No, I'm alright, thanks. 307 00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:22,660 Two fifty, please. 308 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,360 All right, mate. Didn't expect to see you. 309 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,160 Can't believe I changed my mind. Oh, what are you having? 310 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,240 Stella. Oh, Kim's just over there. 311 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:52,680 Hiya, love. Another pint of Stella as well, please. All right, Mark. 312 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,780 Nick said you're coming here on Sundays. I thought I'd join you for a pint. 313 00:26:56,940 --> 00:27:00,140 You look gorgeous. 314 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:01,880 Good job, mate. 315 00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:03,019 Here we go. 316 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:04,020 Here we go, mate. 317 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,240 Cheers, mate. 318 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:06,960 I think I will have one now. 319 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,400 A breath of red wine, please. 320 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,159 How's the chipper? 321 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,320 They've been out anywhere. I've got Kim's right, Queenie. 322 00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:21,580 Chinese on Broadway. 323 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,680 Yeah, whatever. 324 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,420 The sooner I get my show for that, the better. 325 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:32,300 Hey, what are you doing Friday night? 326 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,759 Nothing as yet. 327 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:34,760 Don't you fancy getting on the piss? 328 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:36,980 Sounds good. Just me and you, though, eh? 329 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,700 Yeah. 330 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:42,080 I just walked in and he was just there. 331 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,360 Sorry, mate. 332 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:49,260 Here, let's slip in here. What for? For a bleeding Bible recital. What do you 333 00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:50,260 think? 334 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,700 Oi, what are you doing, you nutter? 335 00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:05,460 Your tree's looking a bit dead. 336 00:28:22,719 --> 00:28:23,719 Here's another. 337 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,240 You're a monster, you know that? 338 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:31,760 Good lad. 339 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,740 You've done well for yourself, haven't you, mate? 340 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,099 What do you mean? 341 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,140 Well, you know, sorted. 342 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,780 Nice house, double -fit wife. 343 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,520 Look at me, still in handcuffs, still at my mum's, wanking. 344 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,760 Yeah, well, I know what you mean, though. 345 00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:53,250 What? 346 00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:57,410 You're still... How come? 347 00:28:58,030 --> 00:28:59,110 I don't know. 348 00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:01,570 Get on, you're joking. 349 00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:06,950 Between me and you, it's just not happening at the minute. 350 00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:10,090 I saw me as well. 351 00:29:11,090 --> 00:29:12,350 Just switched off. 352 00:29:14,070 --> 00:29:15,070 Why? 353 00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:18,330 I think I'm shitting myself. 354 00:29:19,650 --> 00:29:20,810 I know I am. 355 00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:25,780 She goes on about his kids. 356 00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:29,480 When are we going to have them? How great they are. And now that we're 357 00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:32,520 we should be getting on with it. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, slow down. 358 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:35,440 We've only just bought this place and we're on to the hill. 359 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,180 Surely he'll sort himself out. 360 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,020 I love to bits. 361 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,520 There's your mum. 362 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,120 That's on holiday. 363 00:29:56,140 --> 00:29:57,140 Portugal, 93. 364 00:29:57,660 --> 00:29:58,660 Sounds great. 365 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:01,000 Yeah, she was then. 366 00:30:03,980 --> 00:30:05,380 What was wrong with her? 367 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,720 MS. 368 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:10,880 It was basically wasted away. 369 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,380 My dad just left her. 370 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:15,600 Right at the end. 371 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:19,660 Bastard. He broke her heart. 372 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,360 It was all left to me to sort it out. 373 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,940 There was nothing I could do. 374 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,040 Except watch. 375 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,900 You know, I watched the die mark. 376 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:38,700 And it was just so unfair. 377 00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:50,560 I'm sorry, mate. 378 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,380 Hey, don't be. 379 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:54,540 Your man wouldn't want you to be. 380 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:56,060 Come on. 381 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,520 I know you're bad, but you sure you won't come anyway? Moral support and all 382 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,360 that? No, I'm off home to do some weights. 383 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,220 I'm watching you. You can end up looking like I'm fat on my whip, Red. 384 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:07,760 Good -looking bloke, huh? 385 00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:52,170 Who said what? 386 00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:27,490 If they haven't turned up by then, you forfeit. 387 00:32:28,770 --> 00:32:29,770 All right. 388 00:32:47,710 --> 00:32:48,710 Mark, all right? 389 00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:52,990 I was just in the area visiting a mate. He wasn't in. I thought I'd knock on. 390 00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:54,210 Oh, God. 391 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,339 at five o 'clock. 392 00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:01,340 Yeah, I know. 393 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:05,040 Oh, well, stick the kettle on. I'll just dry my hair and be right down. 394 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,319 Tea or coffee? 395 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,139 Oh, coffee. 396 00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:08,480 Sugar? One, please. 397 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:16,520 I was well up for that. Yeah, me and all. 398 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:19,620 Of course, it was up to 40 in the leak, though. Gives us more drinking time and 399 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:20,620 we didn't even break a sweat. 400 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,360 It's not necessarily a good thing for you, is it? 401 00:33:22,980 --> 00:33:24,820 Might go and see if Matt wants to go for a run or something. 402 00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:26,180 What, instead of a pint? 403 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,540 Yeah. I'm in the mood to do something. I'll see yous later. 404 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:32,400 Is there something going on between those two that we don't know about? 405 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,219 Cleo, Mark, you're frightening me. 406 00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:18,440 Coffee was getting cold. 407 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,780 Oh, cheers. Just put it on the side here for us. 408 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,400 I'll be down in a couple of minutes. 409 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:47,228 Yeah, you? 410 00:34:47,230 --> 00:34:48,230 Yeah. 411 00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:52,830 Do you mind if I switch the telly on? 412 00:34:53,170 --> 00:34:54,170 What do I heck? 413 00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:56,230 Go on. 414 00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:57,290 I'll be down in a minute. 415 00:35:01,530 --> 00:35:02,850 Good evening. 416 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,310 It's been a rather cool and unsettled day across the United Kingdom. 417 00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:18,150 Low pressure, firmly in charge of our weather, and that's going to stay around 418 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:21,950 for the next two or three days to maintain the unsettled conditions before 419 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:23,370 heads off into Scandinavia. 420 00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:26,530 You're not playing tonight? 421 00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:28,150 Got sent off. 422 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:30,130 Banned for the next few matches. Oh, right. 423 00:35:35,090 --> 00:35:37,650 Nick should be back soon. I think he said it was the five o 'clock kick -off. 424 00:35:37,890 --> 00:35:38,890 Half past. 425 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:40,570 Oh, right. 426 00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:41,730 Half past. 427 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,690 Is anything the matter, Mark? 428 00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:49,910 No. 429 00:35:51,830 --> 00:35:54,750 Can I use your loo? Yeah, of course you can. It's upstairs, straight ahead of 430 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:55,750 you. 431 00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:41,370 Smoking crack again? 432 00:36:41,550 --> 00:36:42,550 Yeah. 433 00:36:43,530 --> 00:36:44,530 Hey, Nick. 434 00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:46,050 Do you not want to demand your car? 435 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:49,490 Hey, you'd touch it and you're dead. Oh, yeah? You and whose army? Your 436 00:36:49,490 --> 00:36:52,290 brother's. You must be thicker than you look. 437 00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:56,030 Don't tell me you thought I'm not really in the army. 438 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:00,750 He does. 439 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,340 but he said to come round and do some weights, so I left away from him in his 440 00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:26,340 room. 441 00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:16,830 We're good mates, aren't we? What are you doing, Mark? 442 00:39:21,050 --> 00:39:22,050 He's told me, you know. 443 00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:24,130 Nick. 444 00:39:25,010 --> 00:39:26,410 He's told me you don't have sex anymore. 445 00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:32,840 I know you like me. 446 00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:44,400 Who's Carl? 447 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,700 He's never been in the army, has he? 448 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:50,000 It's his brother, isn't it? 449 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,320 Carl's dead. 450 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,620 I thought he'd told you, Nick. 451 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:23,520 Hello and welcome to another week's animal shelter where we meet and talk 452 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,720 man's best friend, the dog, and of course the dog's best friend, Ruth 453 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,640 who looks after them ever so well here. And of course, not forgetting the 454 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,640 volunteers. 455 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:45,009 Kim? Where are you? 456 00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:49,310 Kim, open up, there's something I've got to tell you. 457 00:40:52,190 --> 00:40:53,190 Kim? 458 00:40:58,590 --> 00:40:59,590 You alright? 459 00:41:22,830 --> 00:41:23,830 Oh, not again. 460 00:41:24,210 --> 00:41:25,790 Please, God, Mark. 461 00:41:26,590 --> 00:41:27,630 Not again. 462 00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:02,800 Which service do you require? 463 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:04,160 Police, please. 464 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,620 Hannah Phillips? 465 00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:15,500 Yeah. DS Mills and WPCK. 466 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,280 Can we have a word? 467 00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:18,780 Yes. 468 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,880 Hello, Mark. 469 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,500 Just a friendly chat. 470 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:38,900 See how you're getting on. 471 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,020 He had me pinned up against the wall, one hand over my mouth and he had lifted 472 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,020 up my skirt. 473 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,100 I was pretty much trapped. 474 00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:51,240 And what did he do to you then, Hannah? 475 00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:55,100 It's more what I did to him. 476 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,400 I kicked him in the bollocks and ran out. 477 00:43:00,650 --> 00:43:03,970 Listen, I thought of him as much as he did me, and I've not reported this, so 478 00:43:03,970 --> 00:43:05,150 why are you here? 479 00:43:06,430 --> 00:43:07,430 Hannah! 480 00:43:08,070 --> 00:43:09,090 Is that what this is about? 481 00:43:10,270 --> 00:43:13,290 I can't believe she's doing this. 482 00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:16,250 Hannah's said nothing, Mark. 483 00:43:17,870 --> 00:43:21,330 It were your mum who said that we should have a chat with you. 484 00:43:22,070 --> 00:43:23,070 And with Hannah. 485 00:43:24,730 --> 00:43:28,610 She told us you'd been seeing Hannah recently, and that you came home very 486 00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:29,610 distressed. 487 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,840 Tonight. It's not the first time she's spoken to us about you when you're 488 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,920 distressed states, is it? 489 00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,780 Where were you this evening, Mark? 490 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,760 You've got four years for that girl in Brighton. 491 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:51,660 If you were at it again, it'll be a lot longer. 492 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,360 Sad. 493 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:09,590 The interview is over. 494 00:44:46,190 --> 00:44:47,190 cup of tea. 495 00:45:31,379 --> 00:45:32,740 Hey, Mark. 496 00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:35,820 Mark! 497 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:39,280 Mark, stop! 498 00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:42,680 What are you doing? 499 00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:44,660 Stop it! 500 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:48,540 Somebody get over here! 501 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,640 Where's the fire? 502 00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:17,460 Jesus, Mark. 503 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,800 I'm sorry I didn't see you. 504 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:23,738 What's up? 505 00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:24,740 Do one, Ed. 506 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:27,020 Nick, what's going on? Just do one, will you? 507 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,360 You got a little cut, have you? 508 00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:35,980 Well, it's nothing, that, is it? 509 00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:38,860 It's just a little scratch from a big, hard man like you. 510 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,520 You've got a pad of tattoo and everything on you to go with your shiny 511 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,520 uniform. 512 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,920 What, do you think I'm stupid? 513 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,540 I'm so sorry, Nick. 514 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,160 It's a bit late for that, isn't it, Action Man? 515 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:55,710 Sorry! You had me and Kim right over. 516 00:47:02,710 --> 00:47:04,830 I know about Karl -Marc. 517 00:47:06,210 --> 00:47:07,210 No more lying. 518 00:47:07,550 --> 00:47:08,550 I know. 519 00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:10,490 Why don't you just tell me? 520 00:47:18,050 --> 00:47:19,190 Stick them on your jaw. 521 00:47:25,290 --> 00:47:26,290 So what happened to him then? 522 00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:28,410 Carl? 523 00:47:28,890 --> 00:47:30,410 He died on the pain and exercise. 524 00:47:31,530 --> 00:47:32,530 Shot. 525 00:47:32,810 --> 00:47:34,470 Like bullets got mixed up somewhere. 526 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,270 No one knows why. 527 00:47:38,470 --> 00:47:39,910 Just say it was a bad mistake. 528 00:47:44,290 --> 00:47:47,130 So if you haven't been in the paratroop regiment for the past four years, what 529 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:48,130 have you been doing? 530 00:47:50,270 --> 00:47:51,270 Time. 531 00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:52,970 Oh, this is unreal. 532 00:47:53,390 --> 00:47:54,390 What for? 533 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:00,520 TBH. 534 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,420 Bottled someone outside nightclub in Oldham. 535 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,620 Second violent offence. Jesus. 536 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,440 Is there anything else? 537 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:14,340 I've got problems, Nick. 538 00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:16,440 So do I, you have. 539 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:19,100 You need help, Mark. 540 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,800 Professional. 541 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,980 You freak me right out. 542 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,840 Got to get back to work. 543 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:52,060 I'm not saying that. No, just don't use it as much. When we first moved in, 544 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,660 yeah, you wasn't using it as much as what you're using it now. 545 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,400 Forget it. 546 00:49:21,450 --> 00:49:23,530 Hey, we need you tonight. We've got a chance of going top of the league. 547 00:49:24,050 --> 00:49:26,010 We're trying not to get sent off this time, you mutter. 548 00:49:28,490 --> 00:49:29,950 No. Wait in the back. 549 00:49:31,170 --> 00:49:32,170 Bite your leg.